Sam walks out of the bathroom and into the kitchen and announces to me that "There are ten steps to going pee. Eleven if you keep your pants zipped." I don't even want to know about the zipping so I let him continue:
"1. Turn on the light in the bathroom
2. lift the lid
3. unbutton your pants
4. pull down your pants
5. go pee
6. pull up your pants
7. button your pants
8. put the lid down
9. flush
10. turn off the light."
"Hey, what about washing your hands?"
"Oh, yeah," he says and heads back into the bathroom with a sigh that says clearly the whole going to the bathroom thing is a lot more work than he had originally thought. Even if you don't zip your pants.
That's pretty much the same reason I put off taking a shower. Too many steps involved. I'm thinking of shaving my head, that eliminates 3 steps right there.
Posted by: Alisa | April 28, 2008 at 01:36 PM